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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they weredrunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have reached ". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy (Akpos) gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk (Akpos) knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy (Akpos) replied:" CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!".

Akpos who was an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit and saw a book entitled, “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners, Vol. 1 ". He opened the first page which said; "To start the engine, press the red button". He did so and the airplane engine started! He was pleased and opened the next page, "To set airplane moving, press blue button". He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed! He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said; "To let airplane fly, please press the green button". He did so and the plane started flying!!! He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land. He opened to the 4th page. The 4th page said, "To learn how to land a plane, please watch out for Volume 2." !!!

Must Read True Confession By Akpos I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, i was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood. Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!! ! Bad Market..... Hit Like If You Understand.

Akpos drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her AKPOS: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. AKPOS: Please. GIRL: No. AKPOS: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds. AKPOS: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching,they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision,ur punishment go still dey wait for u inside, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"

Phone rings CHICHI:"Hello.. . AKPORS:"My luv how r u doing.. ?? . CHICHI:"Am fine.. . AKPORS:"Will you be free during the weekend,and can u come to my house.. ?? . CHICHI:"Am sorry I cant make it because Iwill be attending my aunty's wedding and the next day i'l be busy,im so occupied.. . AKPORS:"Ooh ok,was just planning to take u out for shopping,suprise u with an iPhone5, then buy u the dress u've been asking for... . CHICHI:"I will be coming and I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.. . AKPORS:"What about the wedding.. ?? . CHICHI:"Which wedding,I was joking... . AKPORS:"Me too..:p :O

A father passing by her teenage Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new Girlfriend Ekattie because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Ekattie and she is so nice to me. I know when you meet her you'll like her too - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and striper clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, She is pregnant and Ekattie said that she wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Ekattie is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days, is it? ), and has no money, really th...