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Divorce

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried ev
Joke of the day:  OBJ, I.B.B & ATIKU were in a plane. OBJ said"I can throw N1000 note & make someone happy". IBB said "I can throw two N500 notes and make 2 people happy". Atiku said "I can throw five N200 notes and make 5 people happy".D pilot heard them & said to himself "IDIOTS! I can throw the 3 of U down & make 190 million people happy"!!!  Who is the funniest?  1. The man who waves a newscaster while watching tv news 2. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient to give him sleeping pills because she forgot to give him the medicine 3. A man who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account 4. A man who puts a radio in a freezer to listen to cool music 5. A man who lowers the volume of his TV because he wants to read a text message 6. A man who puts perfume on his body to snap a picture... Add yours to the list.