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Love

? Love isn't having 500 pictures of him/her on your phone. ? Love isn't when you text him/her day and night. ? Love isn't when he/she buys you expensive gifts. ? Love isn't when you talk with him/her 24/7 ? Love isn't when you ditch your friends for him/her. ? Love ? is when you do anything to be with him/her even for a short while. ? Love ? is when you just want him/her to be happy. ? Love ? is when you think about him/her 24/7. ? Love ? is when you cant help feeling just a little bit jealous when he/she is talking to other girls/boys and not you. ? Love ? is when you remember the songs you and he/she danced too. ? Love ? is when you can go to him/her at your worst. ? Love ? is when everything reminds you of him/her. ? Love ? is when you get butterflies just hearing his/her name. ? Love ? is when he/she breaks your heart and you still love her/him with all the little pieces..... ?

Jokes

Akpos interview   OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?! AKPORS:- Merit Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!! LWKMD!   CONDOMS Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12… A man wal