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Question of The day

MUST READ One day, a young guy and a young girl fell in love. But the guy came from a poor family. The girl’s parents weren’t too happy. So the young man decided not only to court the girl but to court her parents as well. In time, the parents saw that he was a good man and was worthy of their daughter’s hand. But there was another problem: The man was a soldier. Soon, war broke out and he was being sent overseas for a year. The week before he left, the man knelt on his knee and asked his lady love, “Will you marry me?” She wiped a tear, said yes, and they were engaged. They agreed that when he got back in one year, they would get married. But tragedy struck. A few days after he left, the girl had a major vehicular accident. It wasa head on collision. When she woke up in the hospital, she saw her father and mother crying.  Immediately, she knew there was something wrong. She later found out that she suffered brain injury. The part of her brain that controlled her face muscles was dama

Marriage of the Year

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Akpos and Jumoke

Akpos: I want us to be in a relationship. Jumoke: Its okay but under one condition Akpos: Which one? Jumoke: No sex coz am preserving it for my future hubby. Akpos: Thats okay, I also have my condition jumoke: Which one? Akpos: No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife...

Akpos Needs Ur Help

Akpos kept the sum of N500,000 with his friend in which the money doesn't belong to him and he traveled. When akpos came back, he found out that the friend he gave the money to keep has become DUMB, DEAF and BLIND. How will akpos get that money back? Akpos needs ur help o :)

Longest Food served

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 Longest Food ever Served it was served in china on January 1-2013 "New Year"
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 Akpos wanted crossing a river to the other side of the river bank,  he gets into a canoe.  He ask the man who was paddling the canoe  Akpos: how much will you collect for just to cross me over to the other side of the river bank?.  Man: 200k.  Akpos jumps out of the canoe and said to the Man.  Akpos: For what na?..no wonder Jesus Christ decided to use his leg & cross the sea..  We will post another joke if this joke gets 200likes.
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  AKPOS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin around the school compound to inspect it. He was passing along Akpors class when he heared everybody in d class chorusing Words and Particle after their teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check themout. The Principal entered. Class:  Good afternoon to u sir. God bless. Principal:  what class is this? Class:  Jss 3F sir. Principal: what is the topic u are treatin? Class:   Word Particle sir. Principal:  thats gud, am impress. akpors their Teacher stood aside smilin. Class:  thank u sir. Principal:  i will like to further test u. Class:  No problem sir. Principal:  ok, lets start. Up...... Class: up uper upest Principal: short Class: shortshorter shortest Principal: good Class: good, gooder, goodest. Principal: Thats wrong Class: thats wrong, thats wronger, dats wrongest. Principal: what? Class: what, whater, whatest. Principal: shut up Class: shut up, shut uper, shut upest. Principal: na wao Class: