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" Click here for part 1 http://bit.ly/1gt2qnf " I trudged into our flat, as usual Maria-my step mother was sitting; crosslegged in the parlour. "Ekun le oo"I said trying to sound cheerful "Maami good evening."I greeted her again, She did not reply, she glued her eyes to the television. That's your problem, I shrugged, and walked towards my room. "Oshi!- Devil!"I heard her say, I quickly turned to look at her. "Aje- witch!"she added again. I became apprehensive, trouble in the air. "go and tell your fellow witches that my head is too strong for them o"she clapped. Is this woman okay? I asked myself, I moved towards my room but stoped again when something struck my head from behind. The sharp pain surged through my body, I let out an ear-deafening scream- thats my major talent. She pulled me roughly,"let me warn you, if you tell your father anything, I'll kill you!" I stood still, staring at...

I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, took a quick glance round the classroom- everybody seems to interested in what the teacher was scribbling on the black board. I summed Madame Diallo with a look, I couldn't help smiling at her fat legs... "Le langue Francaise... Repeat after me." madame Diallo began. "Le langue francaise!" the whole class throated. I hissed quitely, do we have to say this? We're in J.S.S.3 for crying out loud! Besides, why do we have learn french this hot afternoon? I am a Nigerian! A Yoruba for that matter... "Il ya des ecole, eu du mangue." the teacher said again. "Who can tell us what that means?" her cat eyes searched the class. Bisi stood up, I trust her now- over sabi-sabi. I hissed again. "it means, in front of the school, there is a mango tree." bisi said smiling like a donkey "Clap for her." I didn't clap, i looked out of the window instead. "Madame et monsuier Akosu...

Over the weekend, two popular African footballers; Emmanuel Emenike and Emmanuel Adebayor reportedly converted to Islam. Daily Post reported that Emenike announced his conversion during a conversation with a coach of his club, Vitor Pereira. Though the striker admitted to fasting during the Ramadan month, he denied his conversion saying he was a staunch catholic. The top scorer at AFCON 2013 was absent when the squad had breakfast on Saturday, prompting the manager to ask about his whereabouts. Emmanuel Emenike Emenike said: "I'm fasting" Pereira replied: "You're not a Muslim." Emenike insisted: "I became a Muslim, I am a Muslim." The super Eagles striker plays for Fenerbache of Turkey. Turkey is a predominantly Islamic country. Yesterday, Naij.com said it could not confirm if Emenike's response was a joke or not, but the the striker has denied the claims of his conversion. He said: "The report that I am now a Musl...

A Nigerian man living and working in Calgary, Stephen Eze, has faced sanctions for insulting two passengers who were kissing in his cab. According to one of the lovers, Nolan Hill, he and his partner were at Nashville North but decided to leave Stampede Grounds around 11 p.m. They headed to the city's northwest in a Calgary United Cab. Although Nolan and his partner talked throughout the ride, an altercation arose when he gave his boyfriend what he called "very simple peck on the mouth". The cab driver, Stephen Eze was said to have been upset and disgusted. Hill said: The cab driver said, 'No, you can't do that in my cab.' And my friend said, 'Excuse me?' "He said, 'No, two men cannot be kissing in my cab. It's disgusting.' He said if we did it again, he would kick us out of the cab." However, instead of their original agreed destination, the partners who were upset about the cabbie's attitude towards them...

It seem the last has not heard of the crisis rocking Lagos State University (LASU) as students yesterday June 9 took over Badagry and Iba expressways blocking vehicular movement, The Sun reports. This current protest is coming of heel of the contention between the institution's management and staff unions as the 48-hour ultimatum issued by the student expired.. The student union mouthpiece, Adebanjo Fatai, stated thet decision to of the student to take to the street was taken after a meeting held yesterday morning. The protest brought to halt commercial activities around the area and the campus. It also caused heavy traffic leading to commuters to disembark and continue their journeys on foot. The police deployed 11 police vans and armoured personnel carrier and stationed it at the Badagry Expressway gate of LASU to prevent the situation from turning violent. The protesting students started the protest at about 10.55am and was peaceful. However commuters and...