Akpors . Akpos came first in his class and his class teacher gave him a gift sayin "well done akpos, i hope u will do d same next time. Akpos smiled and said "tank u sir, i hope u will come again to print d question papers at my uncles printing press next time. . At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent. Akpos quickly stood up at the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos micro phone to say what he wants to say. Akpos said, Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to shit. . Akpos ask his wife, Akpos: who is the biological father to Junior and Daniel?. Akpos wife: what sort of stupid question is that?...you are thier father.. Akpos: you better take those two kids to thier father.. Akpos wi
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Is it TRUE ??? Obasanjo and Jonathan | credits: There are indications that President Goodluck Jonathan and former President Olusegun Obasanjo are set to clash again over the chairmanship of the Peoples Democratic Party’s Board of Trustees. Though the presidency had denied it, there have been reported instances of alleged disagreements between Jonathan and Obasanjo in recent times. The PUNCH’s investigations on Sunday showed that while Jonathan was pushing the candidacy of a former Minister of Works, Chief Tony Anenih, chieftains of the party, including Obasanjo, were said not to be comfortable with Anenih. It was learnt that while Jonathan had not openly pressured BoT members to vote for Anenih, he was said to have shown that he had confidence in him. A member of the National Working Committee of the party, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Anenih “should be contented with the headship of the Nigerian Ports Authority for now and allow a younger and energetic pers
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Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the devilwere standing nearby. "Gentlemen" the devil started, "due do the fact that heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive report on socrates 19 Teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct."Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The Mathematician then asked, &qu