Naija Blog (Classic Men Entertainment)

For a long time akpors has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid drops from his roof. Dis made him to have sleepless night. The next morning he decided to fix his roof, after scouting for ladder in his neighbourhood, he tried to climb to the roof. Climbing wasn't easy, he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof, as he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door. He yelled from the top of his voice; who is dat? A tattered looking beggar showed upat the ground and said,"excuse me, can I see u?" Akpors asked "whatis it dat u want to tell me?" The beggar said,"just spare me one minute". Akpors climbed back to the ground ,looking tired andasked "what can I do for u?" The beggar said"can u give me N20?" Akpors thought for a while and said "FOLLOW ME". The two of dem started climbing to t

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise. So, one of them (Akpos) entered the Pilot’s Cabin;  MADMAN (Akpos): Teach me how to fly a plane!  PILOT : I would, but under one condition. Akpos : What ?  PILOT : If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.  (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!  PILOT : Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet ?  Akpos: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!! How many like for Akpos :)

A Pastor rears chicken in Church premises,one evening a Cock went missing. In Church the next day, Pastor asked - "who has a cock?" All the men stood up. He said - "No,I mean who has seen a cock?" All the women got up, Pastor - "No,no,I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half of the women got up, He said "Oh for goodness sake i mean!! Who has seen my cock?" All the Choir girls got up. Church scatter ! =)) =)) =)) =))

Akpos an illetrate,who had stayed in the village right from birth,was now taken to the city as an houseboy.. In the city,akpos use to sell pure water for his boss. Oneday when he went out to sell pure water,a fat man stopped him & ask him, `should i buy your pure water?.. Akpos replied, `yes sir'. The fat man ask him, `should i blow you?. Akpos who dont understand what they man said replied, `yes sir'. Akpors recieved a blow on his cheek. The fat man kept on doing this,so akpos told his boss that anytime he goes out to sell pure water,that a man will block him and ask him questions,then blow him on the cheek. So his boss then tells him that anytime the man comes again and ask him any question,that he should reply no. So the following day,theysame man approached akpos and asked him, `should i buy your pure water?.. Akpos replied, `no' the man asked akpos, `was the blow i gave you yesterday on your cheek enough?.. Akpos replied, `no' *dis tym arou

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Scroll down . . . Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. Lol 10 Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You Just went back to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person everyone does it too. 10) You are looking around to see if there is someone seeing you run crazy Like and share if you were trapped

Teacher: Can you see God?  s: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Okay...now i know the reason..!!

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into the forest and the  men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed  a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpos was and did not know where he ran to. Angrily, one of the men retorted: "This boy has escaped again". His colleague replied: "I know him, if I call his name  thrice, he will answer me!. On hearing this Akpos laughed from the tree and said to the men: "hahahahaha if u like call my name from now till next year, I will not answer u, do u think i'm the Akpos of last year?. one word for Akpos :)

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into the forest and the men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpos was and did not know where he ran to. Angrily, one of the men retorted: "This boy has escaped again". His colleague replied: "I know him, if I call his name thrice, he will answer me!. On hearing this Akpos laughed from the tree and said to the men: "hahahahaha if u like call my name from now till next year, I will not answer u, do u think i'm the Akpos of last year?. one word for Akpos :)