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Mbella Sonne Dipoko

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   Is this a Man or a Madman, a Cameroonian, who is a Poet and a Playwright. People complain about his look,he will wait for about 1to 2 hours before he could get a Taxi, they drive past him but they don't wait cos most People think of him a mad man but he doesn't what he looked like, all he care about is Women, and his work of Art. Mbella Sonne Dipoko Jokes Doctor and His Patient After months of ill heath, a man goes to his doctor for a full check-up. The doctor brings out the results and says 'I'm afraid I've got some very bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time left'. The man looks shocked. 'Oh that's terrible! How long have I got?' 'Ten' replies the doctor. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What on earth do you mean?' The doctor looks at him sadly. 'Nine... Eight...' Wall Street Guys They would do anything to get a Kobo or Penny to be added to their account. A yuletid

Poverty

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  www.facebook.com/adenas94 Imagine thr Level of Poverty we are Facing in africa. This is no Photoshop or aby Photo editing, This is Real. May God help Us and We help Ourselves Strange Lawyer A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!" NICE JOKE ........ A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite Xperience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o! After a week

Naija Tins

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Very Funnnnny when People go Overseas and brag about their living status whereby they are just a mere COOLIE Marriage Lies There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."