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Must Read True Confession By Akpos I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, i was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood. Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!! ! Bad Market..... Hit Like If You Understand.

Akpos drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her AKPOS: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. AKPOS: Please. GIRL: No. AKPOS: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds. AKPOS: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching,they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision,ur punishment go still dey wait for u inside, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"

Phone rings CHICHI:"Hello.. . AKPORS:"My luv how r u doing.. ?? . CHICHI:"Am fine.. . AKPORS:"Will you be free during the weekend,and can u come to my house.. ?? . CHICHI:"Am sorry I cant make it because Iwill be attending my aunty's wedding and the next day i'l be busy,im so occupied.. . AKPORS:"Ooh ok,was just planning to take u out for shopping,suprise u with an iPhone5, then buy u the dress u've been asking for... . CHICHI:"I will be coming and I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.. . AKPORS:"What about the wedding.. ?? . CHICHI:"Which wedding,I was joking... . AKPORS:"Me too..:p :O