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A fat man heard that there is a new machine which detects weight of people so he went to the health facility to check his weight. AT 1st a lady checked her's and the machine said 60k . ANOTHER MAN went and was also 60kg now it was the fat mans turn and when the fat man stood on the machine ,the machine screamed ''one person at a time''

 If U have this Kind of Man as Ur Boyfriend, What would U do? or could U have him as Ur Boyfriend

Akpors was pastor and was praying for a man possessed with a demon. He says 'ln the name of Jesus what do you want from this man & please come out of this man.'' The demon answers, ''l want him to win the America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight.'' Akpors the pastor lowers the microphone and whispers, ''ln Jesus name, get out of him and enter into me.

Lets Excercise Our Brains A Little Bit... ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Two friends were leaving the restaurant and as they passed the cashier, one of them paid his bill but the other handed the cashier a slip of paper with the number 1004180 written on it. The cashier studied the number for a moment, and then let the friend pass by without paying. Why?...

A Married Man Was Visiting His “Girlfriend” When She Requested That He Shave His Beard. “Oh James, I Like Your Beard, But I Would Really Love To See Your Handsome Face.” James Replied, “My Wife Loves This Beard, I Couldn’t Possibly Do It, She Would Kill Me” “Oh Please?” The Girlfriend Asked Again, In A Sexy Little Voice… “Oh Really, I Can’t,” He Replies…”My Wife Loves This Beard!!” The Girlfriend Asked Once More, And He Sighs And Finally Gives In. That Night James Crawls Into Bed With His Wife While She Was Sleeping. The Wife Is Awakened Somewhat, Feels His Face And Replies “Oh Michael, You Shouldn’t Be Here, My Husband Will Be Home Soon“

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate. Reading hi s mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates." About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you? He said, "well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote, Dear mom, After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. "I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar drinking alcohol. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milki ng her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she took her right leg and

Spanish captain was walking on his ship... . A soldier rushes to him and says, "One enemy ship is approaching us!" . Captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt" The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. . The enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. . Soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" . Captain replies, "If i got injured, then my blood shouldn't be seen, as i didn't want my men to loose hope." . Moral: For success, hope is very important. . Just then, another soldier, "Sir, we just spotted another TWENTY enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, . . . . "Go bring my yellow pants"

Lie Detector   A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner. Dad : Son, where were u today during school hours ? Son : At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies. Dad : Which one ? Son : Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was porn movie. Dad : What ?! When I was ur age, I never watched such films....Robot slaps Dad! Mom : Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence..!! :O..... LIKE if u get it