Akpors and Psycology Teacher

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Teacher: Can you see God?
 s: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your
brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Okay...now i know the reason..!!

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