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Akpors 
  
. Akpos came first in his class and his class teacher gave him a gift sayin "well done akpos, i hope u will do d same next time. Akpos smiled and said "tank u sir, i hope u will come again to print d question papers at my uncles printing press next time.
 
. At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent. Akpos quickly stood up at
the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos micro phone to say what he wants to say.
Akpos said, Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I
want to shit.

. Akpos ask his wife,
Akpos: who is the biological
father to Junior and Daniel?.
Akpos wife: what sort of stupid
question is that?...you are thier
father..
Akpos: you better take those two
kids to thier father..
Akpos wife: honey,why do you
say that they are not your kids?..
Akpos: because every night when
they are about to pray before
sleeping they will say:
`OUR FATHER,WHO ART IN
HEAVEN'.

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