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 AKPOS CLASS.The new Principal was walkin
around
the school compound to inspect
it.
He was passing along Akpors
class when he heared everybody
in d class
chorusing Words and Particle
after their
teacher. He was impressed so he
decided to
check themout. The Principal
entered.

Class:  Good afternoon to u sir. God bless.
Principal:  what class is this?
Class:  Jss 3F sir. Principal:
what is the topic u are treatin?
Class:   Word Particle sir.
Principal:  thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood aside smilin.
Class:  thank u sir.
Principal:  i will like to further test u.
Class:  No problem sir.
Principal:  ok, lets start. Up......
Class: up uper upest
Principal: short
Class: shortshorter shortest
Principal: good
Class: good, gooder, goodest.
Principal: Thats wrong
Class: thats wrong, thats wronger, dats wrongest.
Principal: what?
Class: what, whater, whatest.
Principal: shut up
Class: shut up, shut uper, shut upest.
Principal: na wao
Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.
Principal: what kind of class is dis?
Class: what kind of class is this, what kind of class is diser, what kind of class is disest.
Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?
Class: teacher ar u lukin at them, teacher ar u lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at themest.
Principal: am out abeg.
Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.
Teacher: lol
Class: lol loler lolest.
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Principal fainted.

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