Jokes

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Akpos interview
 
OFFICER:- what is your name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER:- your father's name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPORS:- Merit Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
AKPORS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your personality?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain urself
and stop wasting my time?
AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to
you.
AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
AKPORS:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!! LWKMD!
 
CONDOMS
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12…

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year
old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad ? To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are called Condoms son.

Men use them to
have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this
package ?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday.." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for ?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses
THESE ?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For
March......."

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