Poverty

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Imagine thr Level of Poverty we are Facing in africa.
This is no Photoshop or aby Photo editing, This is Real. May God help Us and We help Ourselves



Strange LawyerA lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"

NICE JOKE
........ A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite Xperience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o!
After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.
Their mum, as a Coded woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from the label; "fantastic till the last drop!"
she also went to her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes and found written on it;"extra long, king size!"
she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them at their age sha!
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano - lagos flight.
She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week and the flight duration is 75mins to and fro!".
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter)....

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