Akpors and His New Girlfriend

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Akpos drops girl at home, he puts
his hand on d wall by d gate for
support, leans towards her
AKPOS: Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
AKPOS: Please.
GIRL: No.
AKPOS: You were too sweet in
bed today.
GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of
energy. I could not believe we had
4 rounds.
AKPOS: Let me kiss u good night.
GIRL: Someone may be
watching,they still think I'm a
virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes, then
girl's brother appears at the gate
and says "Dad says whether u kiss
him or not its your decision,ur punishment go still dey wait for u inside, but
tell that bastard to remove his
hand from the intercom button,
everyone at home is listening to
your conversation"

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