Akpors The Plane Cleaner

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Akpos who was an aeroplane
cleaner was cleaning the pilot's
cockpit and saw a book entitled,
“How to fly an aeroplane for
beginners, Vol. 1 ". He opened the
first page which said; "To start
the engine, press the red button".
He did so and the airplane engine
started!
He was pleased and opened the
next page, "To set airplane
moving, press blue button". He
did so and the plane started
moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the
3rd page which said; "To let
airplane fly, please press the
green button". He did so and the
plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20
minutes of flying, he was satisfied
and wanted to land. He opened to
the 4th page. The 4th page said,
"To learn how to land a plane,
please watch out for Volume
2." !!!

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