Akpos And Sonia

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Sonia: Hey
Akpos: Who’s Hey?, don’t ever call me hey again!
Sonia: Sorry! My Love, how are you doing??
Akpos: I’m Fine! And You??
Sonia: I’m fine, but I need something from you
Akpos: What???
Sonia: Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k?
Akpos: 15k for what??
Sonia: 5k for my Cloth, 7k for my Hair and 3k for my
Shoe
Akpos: sure my love, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k ,k,k,k,k,k,k,k.
count it, its complete and take
extra 2k. k,k that’s for your perfume, I didn’t like the
way your
Body smells Last Nite.

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