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? Love isn't having 500 pictures of him/her on your phone. ? Love isn't when you text him/her day and night. ? Love isn't when he/she buys you expensive gifts. ? Love isn't when you talk with him/her 24/7 ? Love isn't when you ditch your friends for him/her. ? Love ? is when you do anything to be with him/her even for a short while. ? Love ? is when you just want him/her to be happy. ? Love ? is when you think about him/her 24/7. ? Love ? is when you cant help feeling just a little bit jealous when he/she is talking to other girls/boys and not you. ? Love ? is when you remember the songs you and he/she danced too. ? Love ? is when you can go to him/her at your worst. ? Love ? is when everything reminds you of him/her. ? Love ? is when you get butterflies just hearing his/her name. ? Love ? is when he/she breaks your heart and you still love her/him with all the little pieces..... ?

Akpos interview   OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?! AKPORS:- Merit Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!! LWKMD!   CONDOMS Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12… A man wal...

Akpors      . Akpos came first in his class and his class teacher gave him a gift sayin "well done akpos, i hope u will do d same next time. Akpos smiled and said "tank u sir, i hope u will come again to print d question papers at my uncles printing press next time.   . At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent. Akpos quickly stood up at the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos micro phone to say what he wants to say. Akpos said, Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to shit. . Akpos ask his wife, Akpos: who is the biological father to Junior and Daniel?. Akpos wife: what sort of stupid question is that?...you are thier father.. Akpos: you better take those two kids to thier father.. ...

  Is it TRUE ??? Obasanjo and Jonathan | credits: There are indications that President Goodluck Jonathan and former President Olusegun Obasanjo  are set to  clash again over the chairmanship of the Peoples Democratic Party’s Board of Trustees. Though the presidency had denied it,  there have been reported instances of alleged disagreements between Jonathan and Obasanjo in recent times. The PUNCH’s investigations on Sunday showed that while Jonathan was pushing the candidacy of a former Minister of Works, Chief Tony Anenih, chieftains of the party, including Obasanjo, were said not to be comfortable with Anenih. It was learnt that while Jonathan had not openly pressured BoT members to vote for Anenih, he was said to have shown that he had confidence in him. A member of the National Working Committee of the party, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Anenih “should be contented with the headship of the Nigerian Ports Authority for now and allow a younger...

   Akpors!        Akpors!!  Akpors!!! Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the devilwere standing nearby. "Gentlemen" the devil started, "due do the fact that heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive report on socrates 19 Teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct."Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The Mathematician then asked, ...

   Is this a Man or a Madman, a Cameroonian, who is a Poet and a Playwright. People complain about his look,he will wait for about 1to 2 hours before he could get a Taxi, they drive past him but they don't wait cos most People think of him a mad man but he doesn't what he looked like, all he care about is Women, and his work of Art. Mbella Sonne Dipoko Jokes Doctor and His Patient After months of ill heath, a man goes to his doctor for a full check-up. The doctor brings out the results and says 'I'm afraid I've got some very bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time left'. The man looks shocked. 'Oh that's terrible! How long have I got?' 'Ten' replies the doctor. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What on earth do you mean?' The doctor looks at him sadly. 'Nine... Eight...' Wall Street Guys They would do anything to get a Kobo or Penny to be added to their account. A yuletid...