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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried ev...

Joke of the day:  OBJ, I.B.B & ATIKU were in a plane. OBJ said"I can throw N1000 note & make someone happy". IBB said "I can throw two N500 notes and make 2 people happy". Atiku said "I can throw five N200 notes and make 5 people happy".D pilot heard them & said to himself "IDIOTS! I can throw the 3 of U down & make 190 million people happy"!!!  Who is the funniest?  1. The man who waves a newscaster while watching tv news 2. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient to give him sleeping pills because she forgot to give him the medicine 3. A man who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account 4. A man who puts a radio in a freezer to listen to cool music 5. A man who lowers the volume of his TV because he wants to read a text message 6. A man who puts perfume on his body to snap a picture... Add yours to the list.

? Love isn't having 500 pictures of him/her on your phone. ? Love isn't when you text him/her day and night. ? Love isn't when he/she buys you expensive gifts. ? Love isn't when you talk with him/her 24/7 ? Love isn't when you ditch your friends for him/her. ? Love ? is when you do anything to be with him/her even for a short while. ? Love ? is when you just want him/her to be happy. ? Love ? is when you think about him/her 24/7. ? Love ? is when you cant help feeling just a little bit jealous when he/she is talking to other girls/boys and not you. ? Love ? is when you remember the songs you and he/she danced too. ? Love ? is when you can go to him/her at your worst. ? Love ? is when everything reminds you of him/her. ? Love ? is when you get butterflies just hearing his/her name. ? Love ? is when he/she breaks your heart and you still love her/him with all the little pieces..... ?

Akpos interview   OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?! AKPORS:- Merit Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!! LWKMD!   CONDOMS Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12… A man wal...

Akpors      . Akpos came first in his class and his class teacher gave him a gift sayin "well done akpos, i hope u will do d same next time. Akpos smiled and said "tank u sir, i hope u will come again to print d question papers at my uncles printing press next time.   . At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent. Akpos quickly stood up at the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos micro phone to say what he wants to say. Akpos said, Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to shit. . Akpos ask his wife, Akpos: who is the biological father to Junior and Daniel?. Akpos wife: what sort of stupid question is that?...you are thier father.. Akpos: you better take those two kids to thier father.. ...

  Is it TRUE ??? Obasanjo and Jonathan | credits: There are indications that President Goodluck Jonathan and former President Olusegun Obasanjo  are set to  clash again over the chairmanship of the Peoples Democratic Party’s Board of Trustees. Though the presidency had denied it,  there have been reported instances of alleged disagreements between Jonathan and Obasanjo in recent times. The PUNCH’s investigations on Sunday showed that while Jonathan was pushing the candidacy of a former Minister of Works, Chief Tony Anenih, chieftains of the party, including Obasanjo, were said not to be comfortable with Anenih. It was learnt that while Jonathan had not openly pressured BoT members to vote for Anenih, he was said to have shown that he had confidence in him. A member of the National Working Committee of the party, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Anenih “should be contented with the headship of the Nigerian Ports Authority for now and allow a younger...